College Students Say the Darndest Things

We have a quote board in our apartment, that can get pretty entertaining at times. Here are a couple just for fun:

"Oh don't worry about it hun, you can have lots of secs." (This was in response to me telling my roommate I just needed another sec(ond) before I was ready to go; definitely embarrassing if you read it out loud, and now, every reference to sex on our quote board is spelled "sec")

"You know what I've had enough of? Periods!"
(several second pause)
". . . oohh, not the punctuation."

"Snow is the best thing that comes down from heaven. Well, first Jesus, then snow."